the sweet escape
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
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omfg the dog got one of the barbies and we found this on the floor instead of being upset the seven year old very solemnly picked the mauled ken doll off of the floor and said, “the devil has spoken”
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a heterosexual married couple having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Annoying Childhood Friend
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“Creature Feature” by Pgh artist Byron Winton
acrylics - five months work
prints available here
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But there ain't no nicer terror: digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system...
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…
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